Glenn Beck warns of the coming Muslim Anti-Christ.

Whew, boy. Just when you think he can’t get any wackier, Glenn Beck surprises us again. Recently he has been courting an ‘expert’ on Islam, Joel Richardson. He has even gone so far as to buy into Richardson’s idea that the pending anti-Christ will be a One World Muslim leader, head of the upcoming Caliphate that will be headquartered in Turkey, brought about by the Muslim Brotherhood, who were pulling all the levers behind the peaceful revolution in Egypt.

Now, Beck is not saying that this fellow, the much anticipated 12th Imam is the anti-Christ. But he could be.  He doesn’t know for sure – he can’t see the future. Well, not all the time. But as his blackboard will show, all the signs are there.  So, grab your Bibles (or your Books of Mormon) and your shotgun ’cause things will be heating up soon. And don’t forget to buy your “Survival Seed Bank” and put what money you have left in the safe and secure hands of the good people at Gold Line.  Just in case you make it through the coming global collapse. (You can definitely trust Glenn’s sponsors. He wouldn’t take their money if he didn’t believe in them.)

Gosh. I wonder if Glenn could call upon the archangel Moroni to come to our defense. Perhaps it is not too late.  Thank All…uh, um….God, that at least deep and spiritual thinkers like Glenn and Joel Richardson are here to sound the alarm.

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  1. #1 by logiopath on February 24, 2011 - 7:50 pm

    Maybe you ought to reconsider Beck’s predictions–wouldn’t YOU hate to be the one who disbelieved the identity of the Anti-Christ.

    I mean, you could find yourself like the characters in the Left Behind series, working for an international cartel, tooling around in expensive cars (purchased with Anti-Christ’s credit card), and living in abandoned luxury high-rise apartments.

  2. #2 by logiopsychopath on February 26, 2011 - 1:08 am

    I heard Glenn apologized.

    • #3 by Christian Beyer on February 26, 2011 - 2:09 am

      He apologized for equating Reformed Jews with Islamist terrorists. Must have been pressured from upstairs.

      Sent from my iPod

  3. #4 by logiopsychopath on February 27, 2011 - 9:42 pm

    Oh. I really don’t pay much attention to Nancy Grace’s alter ego.

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