“I don’t understand what all the fuss is about,” said a spokesman for the Gan Eden or Garden of Eden group.
“We are just a group of Christians and we want to hold a church service.”
Right. In the nude, that is. Apparently these Dutch Christian nudists are having some problems maintaining the appropriate decorum.
And there is a certain decorum to naked Christianity. When you first think about it – what a great idea for drawing people back to church. But then when you think a bit more about it…
“Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made teensy-weensy garments“