Thank You for Flying Calvin Air

stewardess.jpg “Welcome to CalvinAir. We ask during the flight that everyone please refrain from smoking. There are two restrooms; one located here in basic seating and one up front in select seating. For reasons of safety we have anticipated your every need. You will be allowed to leave your seats when we reach cruising altitude. At all other times we ask that you keep your seatbelts tightly fastened.”

“In case of an emergency there are four exits; two located here in standard class seating and two up front in select class seating. Only those doors in select will actually open. Those in standard are welded shut.”

“If the cabin loses pressure then face masks will automatically drop from the bulkheads located above your seats. Only those masks in select class will provide oxygen. The face masks in standard class are not connected.”

“If we are forced to land on water then your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device. Only the cushions in select class will actually float, those in basic class are filled with lead.”

“Please enjoy your flight and, speaking for the captain and crew, thank you for flying CalvinAir.

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  1. #1 by BuddyO on November 30, 2007 - 11:51 am

    Your right Rob, this is a very serious topic.

    Should a Calvinist change an Arminian’s lightbulb?
    -Don’t bother they haven’t noticed how dark it is.

    How many Arminians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    -One, but he must be very very persuasive!

    What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and a consistent Calvinist?
    -Someone who loves to knock on doors, but then doesn’t know what to say.

  2. #2 by Christian on November 30, 2007 - 12:15 pm

    Where do you guys find these jokes? The “101 Protestant Denomination Joke Book”? I thought the Jews owned the self-deprecating religious humor territory. I’m still chuckling over that last one, since I have a friend who’s a Witness.

  3. #3 by Rob on November 30, 2007 - 12:57 pm

    That’s what I love about your blog, C…it always degernerates into a party! (I mean that in the best way!)

    Good to have brothers!

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