Christian Chameleons


Tonight I will once again sally forth into the fray, exposing myself to debauchery, drunkenness, sacrilegious song and other temptations of the flesh. I just hope I have a good time.

There was a period not too long ago, just after I had my conversion experience, when I was a bit unsure as to how a Christian should behave. I think my confusion was due to where my spiritual home was at the time; a fairly conservative Methodist church (pretty hard to find these days). Confronting the challenges of Methodism’s fading Puritanism along with the ‘old time religious’ habits of my congregation, I felt like my lifestyle might be inconsistent with someone who claimed to be born again. So I faked it. I was a chimera – the owner of separate personality characteristics- some reserved for my church, some for those who knew me to be a Christian and some for those who did not know me at all.

I’ve talked about this at other times and places so I don’t want to bore anyone with the details. Suffice it to say, I was masquerading as what I thought a Christian was supposed to look like. I am embarrassed to tell of some of the silly things I did. For example; when friends from church would visit we would hide the wine, the wine glasses and the corkscrew, lest anyone get the ‘right’ idea. I began to think of myself as a clean cup with a permanently stained bowl.

You can imagine my relief when I found out that I need not become a 21st century disciple of Carrie Nation in order to be a “good Christian”. I remember the pivotal point as an enjoyable evening spent having cocktails with another Christian couple while listening to live music at a local…(gasp!)….bar. No lightning bolts fell from the sky and it was not the slippery slope to hedonism that I’d heard about. (Or more likely what I thought I had heard.) That was a few years ago and since then I have grown in my faith and, losing some of these hang-ups, learned how to enjoy life in the process. I’ve also had more opportunity, through the casual acquaintance of people I’ve met in “secular” venues, to talk about Jesus.

A friend from work has a band, a classic rock- heavy metal type band that will be playing near my home tonight. He’s had a fairly difficult time of it lately. About a year ago he had his own ‘conversion’ experience and, like so many of us, went through some significant lifestyle changes. The partying he once enjoyed has fallen by the wayside, with the smokin’ and the drinkin’ that go along with it. He’s had some influence on the band as they no longer play music that employ lyrics of a violent or overly sexual nature and any song that even hints of insulting God has been kicked off the play list.

Yet the people of his church are telling him that he is sinful and the Bible is very clear in its condemnation of bars, bands and beer. In the process they use terms such as; sinners, fornicators, profane, drunkards, depraved, sluts and whores. I guess I should take offense, since these epithets are also directed towards people like me and my wife, since we will be in attendance this evening. But that doesn’t bother me. What does bother me is that these words, these bigoted thoughts, are being directed at anyone at all. None of the patrons at these clubs and bars are known to his congregation yet they have been conveniently labeled and filed away under the heading “unsaved”.

It is also disappointing that, when confronted with a man in their midst, who has grown closer to God through Jesus, they demand an immediate and visible change in his habits and appearances. This change needn’t be something that mimics Christ, who was also labeled as a glutton and drunkard as well as someone who consorted with prostitutes and the unclean. He need only mimic those in his congregation, becoming a born again chameleon. To avoid being preyed upon it may be necessary for him take on their colors, blending in with the ecclesiastical scenery. To his credit, he refuses to be this type of hypocrite and suffers even more scorn and derision.

I wonder how many other Christian chameleons are out there. For those of you who find yourselves in this type of scenario, weary of always having to be ‘on’, censoring your speech and playing at being holy, I heartily recommend coming in from the cold. The company is warm and the beer is cold.


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  1. #1 by tam on November 2, 2007 - 5:08 pm

    can you men throw some “manly grunts” in the middle of this big warm fuzzy moment.

    Just trying to protect you! 😀

  2. #2 by Christian on November 2, 2007 - 6:09 pm

    Tam, the last thing we need is for you to be encouraging Jason to be more….manly. I mean, for cryin’ out loud he just got rid of the football pictue. Give it a chance, will ya?

  3. #3 by tam on November 2, 2007 - 7:42 pm

    sorry 😳

    carry on….

  4. #4 by lovewillbringustogether on November 2, 2007 - 9:59 pm

    Chris, you seem to be making some kind of progress from where you ‘were’ 🙂 ( as do many here)

    How you doin’?

    You are doing GOOD!..
    IF you grow IN Spirit day by day
    If you gain Wisdom consciously and with Awareness ( not always while only ‘conscious’)
    If you see your own sin/errors and work to destroy them totally from about that which is wHolly within you.
    If you judge not ‘others’.
    If you judge yourself ( Justly) so as to profit from the experience.
    If you Love your fellow man as yourself.
    If you worry not.
    If you care Greatly out of the Love of God.
    If you share your own wisdom you have received and are Sure of, sure that it is truly of God and not of man.
    If you have grown ears to hear and eyes to see Him. in Everything. His Hand in ALL.

    i could probaly keep on going on.

    How am i doin so far?

    Do you Think?
    With ALL your Heart?


  5. #5 by Christian on November 3, 2007 - 9:59 am

    Well, we didn’t make it. Fell asleep watching the Secret of Santa Vittorio. “The spirit was willing but…..”

  6. #6 by brightshinyobject on November 3, 2007 - 10:44 am

    I’m grunting in my heart.

  7. #7 by preechaman7 on November 3, 2007 - 1:01 pm

    Great post. I have gone through a very similar experience. At what point did you “come out” before your Christian “brothern”? Was there any confrontations?

  8. #8 by Christian on November 3, 2007 - 1:12 pm

    You know, Preach, I really didn’t. I chickened ‘out’ instead. I was leaving my old church anyway, moving to a church with a more liberal theology, so I thought it was best to not make waves. The only ones I came ‘out’ to were the couple that we enjoyed cocktails with. They were coming ‘out’ with us as well.

    You know, your choice of such an interesting verb as caused me to do a little more thinking on a non-related topic. Thanks.

  9. #9 by titus2woman on November 3, 2007 - 4:14 pm

    I enjoyed this post so very much that I came back to read it again. When I first became a Christian I did what what other women told me I needed to do in order to please the LORD. I’m not sure I was even reading my Bible very much! and so I did the dresses only and the no make-up, jewelry, haircuts, and since these were not convictions I got from the Word of God I became very ugly and condescending, etc. They just didn’t flow from my heart!

    Anyway, now I’ve almost swung too far the other way~LOL! but I’d rather love God and be a real person right now. So that’s my weird way of saying I appreciate this post! (((((HUGS))))) sandi

  10. #10 by lovewillbringustogether on November 3, 2007 - 8:15 pm

    I’m grunting in my heart

    I think that’s probably just Gas bso 🙂


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