Poly-Jesustic

Thank goodness Christians are mono-theistic and don’t have to mess around with all those Hindu gods. That would be way too complicated.  Fortunately for us, God, coming to Earth as his only son Jesus, revealed his true nature, so that there would be no confusion or disagreement on the subject.  Whew!  Now if we could just get this simple message out there…

Super Saver

 

King Jesus

Dr. Jesus

This is your Captain Jesus

 

Jesus, the macho dude

Judge Jesus

Gay Jesus

 

Jesus the Genie

Warrior Jesus

Little Baby Jesus

Jesus my boyfriend

Sacrificial Jesus

 

 

Carpenter Jesus

Sexy Jesus

Jesus is my co-pilot

Homeless Jesus

Hippy Jesus

U.S. Jesus

Jesus like me

I know there must be others…..